And the anchorperson on tv says...
Hey, my name's Hannah.


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relahvant:

smatter:

guys read the fine print its hilarious

THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH

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luficerr:

luficerr:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN I WAS TALKING TO MY CRUSH FROM 5TH GRADE AND WE HAVENT SEEN EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 5 YEARS AND HE WAS LIKE “DID U KNOW I DATED KATY A” IM CRYING I DATED HER TOO WHAT DO I SAY

update i told him i dated her too and he asked me if i was bi and i said yes and he said “oh i am too” and wE DATED THE SAME GUY AND THE SAME GIRL AND NOW WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HOW SEXY DEAN WINCHESTER IS IM GONNA MARRY THIS GUY

8 minutes ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 58,620 notes
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ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

13 minutes ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 148,549 notes

Do you love the colors of Marvel?

24 minutes ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 210,213 notes

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

28 minutes ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 3,553 notes
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artbooksnat:

These key animation frames from the dramatic last moments of Attack on Titan episode 9 used CG camera work to get the positioning just right for this “bullet time”-style cut.

artbooksnat:

These key animation frames from the dramatic last moments of Attack on Titan episode 9 used CG camera work to get the positioning just right for this “bullet time”-style cut.

36 minutes ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 6,961 notes

owlmylove:

ships in which someone speaks English as a second language (◡‿◡✿)

ships where that someone slips into foreign swearing when upset (◕‿◕✿)

ships where that someone moans out foreign endearments when they’re with their lovers (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

SHIPS WITH BILINGUAL LOVERS (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧

38 minutes ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 41,518 notes
hilariousdumbdaleks:

youblowuponesun:

haus-of-ill-repute:

toocooltobehipster:

map of British accents!!

How can a country smaller than montana have so many fucking accents?

this is why we say please do not talk about a “british accent” thank


I thought this was westeros on crack

hilariousdumbdaleks:

youblowuponesun:

haus-of-ill-repute:

toocooltobehipster:

map of British accents!!

How can a country smaller than montana have so many fucking accents?

this is why we say please do not talk about a “british accent” thank

I thought this was westeros on crack

41 minutes ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 51,987 notes
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hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

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garrulus:

amarriageoftrueminds:

whiskeyfortheway:

sriusblcks:

#Viktor was obviously deeply in love with her #just remember the fact that he took her to prom #even knowing that he could’ve choose any other girl #remember how he forgot about everyone and danced with her all night #remember how he looked at her while saying ‘write to me, please’ #remember how, a few years later #on Fleur’s wedding #he danced with her one more time #probably being conscient that her heart already belonged to Ron #this is why I love Viktor Krum so much #he just enjoyed being with Hermione #and didn’t care about the future #mostly, because she wasn’t going to be a part of his.

and he bumped into someone wearing the emblem of the dark wizard who murdered his grand-father (as well as doing whatever other untold damage we haven’t learnt of yet) and didn’t duel them purely out of respect for Bill and Fleur, behaving with tact and self-control. Jeez, what a mensch! Is it any wonder he was Durmstrang’s chosen Champion? 

WHO DOESNT LIKE VIKTOR KRUM??!! BRING IT!!

23 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 298,293 notes